come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Alien Abductions: 1 Ores Mined: 9888
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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