Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Towns Built: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pup Parent Confusion

    Pup Parent Confusion
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelPals – Crafting Connections

    PixelPals – Crafting Connections
    come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

    we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4046 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9628 Farms Harvested: 141
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Zombie Dances: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5952 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ๐Ÿ”† Redfield SMP ๐Ÿ”† – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    ๐Ÿ”† Redfield SMP ๐Ÿ”† – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Zombie Dances: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 111 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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