PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

#classified information, ARMS, arms embargo, Confidential, Defense, Dermer, Diplomatic, embargo, foreign relations, gallant, Government, intelligence, Israel, Israeli media, leaked, leaked document, Military, national security, pentagon, PentagonCraft, private letter, SECURITY, united states

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	137
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Potions Brewed:	95

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5767	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	3753
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	609	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	766
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6451
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3337

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.