yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Star Shards Collected: 166 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Star Shards Collected: 132
    Dimension Hops: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mines Excavated: 3857

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2684 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Potions Brewed: 79 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 208 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Farms Harvested: 507
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 754095
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mines Excavated: 2767
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ores Mined: 9035 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 475

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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