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Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Animals Bred:	187	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ores Mined:	3410
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5