PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	2608
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	51
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	411377	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1317
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tau Tangle Terminator Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we DESTROY tau tangles like a boss! forget about boring old therapy, we selectively remove aggregated tau proteins and improve your gaming skills like never before. our players have seen their neurodegeneration symptoms slow down and their motor function improve drastically. it’s like a miracle cure for your minecraft skills! join now and level up like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6271

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

arcadius earth

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If you’re a Minecraft fan looking for a fresh and exciting twist, playing on a Minecraft Earth server where you can create your own country and engage in PvP with factions.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.