PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4950

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	739034	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	146262	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	250
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2246	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Star Shards Collected:	125
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	138
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!