BlockyHeartbreakers

awkward flirting attempts, awkward pick up lines, bad pick up lines, BlockyHeartbreakers, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy pick up lines, embarrassing pick up lines, embarrassing ways to flirt, failed pick up lines, funny pick up lines, lame pick up lines, pick up lines to never use, pickup lines gone wrong, pickup lines to avoid, ridiculous pick up lines, terrible pick up lines, unsuccessful pick up lines, worst flirting lines, worst pick up lines, worst things to say to someone, worst ways to hit on someone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2988	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Votes:	3794	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	8018	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3304	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6601	Buildings Constructed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	558
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	97817
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Farms Harvested:	239
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	3107	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

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