COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 541 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
