COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4014 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 232541 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3948 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6605 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1534 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
