COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
