Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7675
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crops Grown:	8928
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	854
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	4889

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6546	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	1053	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ores Mined:	1974

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!