so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Mines Excavated: 4582
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchantments Applied: 95

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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