so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Emeralds Found: 8629
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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