PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	926966
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	927192
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	889

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	112
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1