PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Emeralds Found:	7007
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Animals Bred:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crops Grown:	9978
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3328
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5749	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2