so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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