PastaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Ores Mined:	4874
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Buildings Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	143

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	2767
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1495	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Emeralds Found:	6907
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Void Gems Collected:	30	Towns Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1