come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9930
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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