ParentalSupport69 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic Minecraft streamers out there!

Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	1462
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fallout 76: The Minecraft Edition – Now with less bugs and more blocks! Join us in 2024 for some epic fun!

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Are you tired of wandering the wasteland alone in Fallout 76, only to be ambushed by radioactive squirrels and glitchy NPCs? Well, fear not my fellow vault dwellers, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where you can build your own vault, complete with working toilets and a never-ending supply of Nuka-Cola. No need to worry about paying for extra microtransactions, because here everything is free!

But that’s not all, folks! We have special events like Deathclaw rodeos and Ghoul beauty pageants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with legendary loot and dancing mole rats.

So why wait for Bethesda to fix their game when you can join us and experience the true post-apocalyptic fun in Minecraft? Grab your pickaxe and power armor, and let’s survive and thrive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where anything goes, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs have a sense of humor – they’ll break out into a dance routine at the drop of a hat!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	271
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our best friends and diamonds are forever!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as epic as a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event! Join us for the most outrageous adventures, like hunting for Moogle Treasure Troves and traveling between data centers like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Mines Excavated:	4632
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4785	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lost in Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Animals Bred:	134
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LegsForDays Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist asking for fashion advice!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to show off their smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts! Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready to conquer this virtual world” like a pair of sleek, aerodynamic shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KawaiiCraft: Where VTubers Rule & Little Girls Reign Supreme

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now for a chance to play alongside the legendary Usada Pekora, who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with her bunny powers.

But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.

And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	177
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

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Tired of getting drafted in real life? Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chaos of war! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world instead. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential drafters trying to find you. Join now and say goodbye to real-life wars, hello to Minecraft battles!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

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Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.