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Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Alien Abductions:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1924

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24