ParentalSecretsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	3997
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2694
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	141
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	264
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5