ParentalSecretsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Broads & Bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Potions Brewed:	138	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8302
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Mines Excavated:	3771

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2855
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	116	Emeralds Found:	9815
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4714
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4811

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1133	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1