ParentalSecretsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Stone Age to Steve Age

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Crusaders

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

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Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Potions Brewed:	123	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5842
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29