ParaLingualCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	666	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2786	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	5103	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5184	Emeralds Found:	1923
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Star Shards Collected:	157
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	230
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.