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CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3008

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4813
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	2206	Emeralds Found:	1199
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mines Excavated:	1790
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	592
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5732	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Animals Bred:	99	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5493	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	63	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	128

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!