PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	361	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	6264

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	5879
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2483	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1806	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1909	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	4617
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18