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Players: 105/800 Votes: 8646
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Villages Defended: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!

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  • DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

    DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8046
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

    We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

    BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4229
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

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  • Brainy Block Busters

    Brainy Block Busters
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2966
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

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  • StunnerNetwork

    StunnerNetwork
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3026
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

    stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

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  • Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

    Whispered Secrets 1.20.6
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6167
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • ShowerCraftNoBFs

    ShowerCraftNoBFs
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1091
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

    No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

    Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

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  • BodySwapCraft

    BodySwapCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4690
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2591 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Animals Bred: 93

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

    Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4232
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

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    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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  • MineTrumpBorderTroop

    MineTrumpBorderTroop
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4790
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Villages Defended: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 108
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

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    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

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  • Plastic Brainz R Us

    Plastic Brainz R Us
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2566
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

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    yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

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  • Rolium

    Rolium
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3484
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

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  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5335
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1890
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Farms Harvested: 126
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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  • HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

    HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8113
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

    But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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