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The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9546
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	864
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	9807	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	852435	Herobrine Sightings:	2

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	9036	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Emeralds Found:	898
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	5462	Animals Bred:	104
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

BlockPartyFever

amazement, appreciation, Bliss, BlockPartyFever, compassion, Connection, Contentment, ecstasy, Empathy, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, joy, love, Peace, Serenity, Tranquility, Wonder

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	2400
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers just that and more! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of a lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

BlockyProtestSq

activism, anti-government, belgrade, BlockyProtestSq, civil disobedience, Crowd, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, mass protest, opposition, Political, political change, populist, president, protest, public square, resistance, Serbia, social movement

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution!

Old Family Feud Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, civil rights, cultural divide, discrimination, Diversity, equality, family, family feud, feud, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racism, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Farms Harvested:	145
Potions Brewed:	144	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.

if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).

so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!