PainCraft T-Cell Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2988
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	852073	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8437
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1469
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	5658
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	8388
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!