hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 108 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Potions Brewed: 127
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1550
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 47734 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Emeralds Found: 8574 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mines Excavated: 2558
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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