hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
Secret Passages Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 247 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Farms Harvested: 323
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4899
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 773819 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 170 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Animals Bred: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

    CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!
    Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 5639
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!
    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF just like when South Korea be shootin dem warning shots at North Korea! we be blowin up dem border roads just like dem crazy peeps up in Korea! come join us and be part of da madness, build ur own border road and see if u can survive da chaos! ain’t no server like dis one, u gonna be laughin ur butt off while playin Minecraft like never before! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s blow up some virtual roads together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 155 Magic Items Found: 4825

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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