PacifierPurgeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	7318	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	720606
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	454603	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	1738
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Farms Harvested:	804	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	316000	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6543
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	927	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3750	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18