PacifierPurgeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCreeper27

CraftyCreeper27, distinctive skills, distinctive talents, Exceptional skills, exceptional talents, exclusive abilities, exclusive skills, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary skills, one-of-a-kind abilities, rare abilities, rare skills, rare talents, remarkable talents, Special Skills, special talents, uncommon gifts, uncommon talents, Unique abilities, unique talents, unusual skills

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

Attack, Beersheba, bus station, BusStationBrawl, CASUALTIES, Central Bus Station, Conflict, extremism, injured, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, terror attack, terror incident, Terrorism, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, Wounded

come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mines Excavated:	4265	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Buildings Constructed:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7610
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7343	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18