so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Her Mission Minecraft Server

    Her Mission Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

    V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

    And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

    Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LockedOutLair

    LockedOutLair
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

    Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

    Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCravings

    CraftyCravings
    Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

    Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

    A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Israel War Minecraft Server

    Israel War Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

    With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Animals Bred: 149 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

    > play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

    DadWillRespectDeniedLOL
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

    Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

    Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Star Shards Collected: 268
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

    Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

    So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft
    Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!

    Welcome to the VanillaJava EconomyTown – Where Creepers tip generously!
    Server Name LegendsCraft
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java
    Game Mode Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Features
    • Economy system
    • Player shops
    • Ranks and rewards
    • Crates and vote rewards
    • Grief prevention
    • OP items
    • Server events
    • Spawn market
    • MapArt protection and contests

    Overview

    LegendsCraft is a Minecraft Survival server that offers a variety of exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience. From an economy system to player shops, ranks, and rewards, there is something for every player to enjoy. Join LegendsCraft now and start your legend!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join LegendsCraft?

    A: You can join our server by using the IP address “legendscraft.apexmc.co” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does LegendsCraft support?

    A: LegendsCraft supports Minecraft version 1.21.1 Java.

    Q: Are there any server events on LegendsCraft?

    A: Yes, we regularly host server events for our players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

    Q: Can I create my own shop on LegendsCraft?

    A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops on LegendsCraft using the economy features available.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

    A: No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect player builds and creations.

    Q: How can I earn in-game currency on LegendsCraft?

    A: You can earn in-game currency through various activities on the server, such as participating in events and selling items in your shop.

    Q: Where can I find more information about LegendsCraft?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/mKh9vcpAJe for more information and updates about LegendsCraft.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

    Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

    GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

    But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

    ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

    Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

    Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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