so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Star Shards Collected: 186 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Secret Passages Found: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Runes Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Emeralds Found: 7641
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

    Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the battle between souls and soulless beings rages on! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between good and evil, with epic battles and crazy plot twists at every turn.

    Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

    Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE
    Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoteNinja Minecraft Server

    NoteNinja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the school note provider for everyone else but never getting any help in return? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of school notes! We promise not to ask you for any notes, but we can’t guarantee that the creepers won’t try to steal them from you in-game. Build your own virtual school and be the ruler of your own note-sharing kingdom! Who needs real school when you can have a virtual one with no annoying classmates asking for notes? Join now and say goodbye to note-sharing drama forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ExWifeStormBunker

    ExWifeStormBunker
    Are you tired of dealing with hurricane drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only storm you’ll face is a thunderstorm in the game!

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!

    Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HeavenlyNeighborz

    HeavenlyNeighborz
    Tired of dealing with neighbors from hell in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to annoying neighbors for good.

    Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GangCraft: Exodus Haiti

    GangCraft: Exodus Haiti
    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made 6,000 people in haiti leave their homes? yea, that’s how crazy our server is. the gangs couldn’t handle the epicness of our builds and pvp battles, so they had to dip. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll become so powerful that even gangs will fear you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the legend.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Travelers Reborn: The Modded Minecraft Misadventures

    Travelers Reborn: The Modded Minecraft Misadventures

    Minecraft Modded Server Overview

    Modpack Custom-made modpack by server owner
    Player Count Currently 10 players, looking for more
    Updates Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features
    Community Friendly and non-toxic environment
    Events Regularly hosted events for players

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.

    Q: Is the modpack available for public download?

    A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.

    Q: How often are chunk resets done?

    A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Toy Box Minecraft Server

    Toy Box Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

    Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

    But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3149

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us and build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends.

    Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.

    But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ChildLifeRuinerCraft

    ChildLifeRuinerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the names are a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

    Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!

    Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ProudCraft SMP

    ProudCraft SMP
    Have you ever built a roller coaster that catapults you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft SMP and show off your mad building skills while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. Trust us, you’ll never be bored here – we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. It was epic! So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ores Mined: 8457
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyMatrimonySecrets

    CraftyMatrimonySecrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop!

    Join us if you want to discover the hidden underground bunker where all the villagers hold their secret dance parties, or the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally!).

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a unicorn for a day. And don’t even get us started on the secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of baby zombies.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and uncover the secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out what your spouse has been hiding from you all this time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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