so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested: 253 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Crops Grown: 1076 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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