so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Farms Harvested: 615
Gods Slained: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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