HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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