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RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	New Chunks Explored:	354485
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	5329
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1421	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Void Armor Forged:	27

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Villages Defended:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3066	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	7284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1