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Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5064	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Alphyne Day Edition is in full swing! Join us for a day filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds inspired by your favorite characters.

Explore the world of DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 like never before, with secret passages and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Dive into the Old Game and New Game with progress updates that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale Artbooks to Legends of Localization. And don’t forget to check out our extra content, including sweepstakes and text dumps that will keep you entertained for hours.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret fangame or two. The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures that await you. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creepers & Chill: ‘How was your Friday?’

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Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where every day is a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So say goodbye to boring Fridays and hello to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7394	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers Complain About the Lack of Decor

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Are you tired of living in a boring old shithole? Do you want to escape the powers that be and take control of your own destiny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a whole lot of fun. Leave your tiny winkie behind and come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.

So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9195	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	4249
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

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What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907257
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7202
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4