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Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	616

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	703
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3165	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6551	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Farms Harvested:	862
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18