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Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	8342

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9673
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2216	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crops Grown:	6767
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	2052

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wizard’s Wacky World

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	901
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1510
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4441	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3