Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Gryphons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218
Dragon Eggs Found:	3073	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	1076
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mines Excavated:	4212	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9109	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	759212	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mines Excavated:	1190	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5831

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4073
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7745
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	4650
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6372	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net