Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5220	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Farms Harvested:	747	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Magic Items Found:	5373	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	2503
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	1918
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8940	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	5150	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Animals Bred:	130	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	627
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	2410	Dragons Tamed:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	7843	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	235	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com