Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	7947
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2303
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Potions Brewed:	94
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	761001
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7516	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5110
Falling into the Void:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Votes:	1049	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	1251
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4781	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9634	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	109	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net