Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	54
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	2761

play.lotusmc.net

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

mc.pridecentral.co

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

sco.minecraft.best

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

play.shantycraft.com

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

play.skittlemc.com

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

play.adventure-kingdom.org

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

play.wyldcraft.org

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1088	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
New Chunks Explored:	759688	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Animals Bred:	122
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

demonslayer.gamifun.eu

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Animals Bred:	102	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

play.auroearth.com

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

grmpixelmon.com

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2487	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

31.214.162.8:55185

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

play.tntwcraft.net

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Star Shards Collected:	100	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Mines Excavated:	1558	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

meepcraft.com

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	839	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

justbucket.minecraft.best

ThenzoSMP

Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1164	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9448	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

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