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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1376 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1138 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
