Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Farms Harvested:	568
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	332502	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	136	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	74
Votes:	8355	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	3

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157