Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1183
Towns Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	230
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	97
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4514	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Animals Bred:	67	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Potions Brewed:	99
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to